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Welp, I am no longer employed. 3 months of severance though!

This morning I waltzed in, Starbucks cup in hand. My card wo...
disco fries
  08/01/16
jesus
JFC
  08/01/16
180.
RCP90
  08/01/16
180. What next? Also, lol. When you get fired from bigla...
Before the Law
  08/01/16
really worried u were going to be op
(\/)*w*(\/)
  08/01/16
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(retired) (retired) (retired) (retired) (retired)
  08/01/16
180
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  08/01/16
lol
askav
  08/01/16
180. probably the only deserved one left on the bort. if...
beckersted's ghost.
  08/01/16
what is the backstory to this btw
askav
  08/01/16
I've posted all along about my struggles and such. But basic...
disco fries
  08/01/16
omg, that's amazing dude write about this
askav
  08/01/16
You are my hero
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  08/01/16
well done. I presume no wife and kids?
;::;:;;'';:::'.,:...:::;
  08/01/16
wow
The Meanest Bannon
  08/01/16
won't try to inject my own experience or throw hackneyed cor...
@therealpeternorth
  08/01/16
1--please don't be flame. 2--we're you smirking the whole...
beckersted's ghost.
  08/01/16
Yeah I wore a suit and my favorite Hermes tie. I tied it thr...
disco fries
  08/01/16
you cried freedom. you basically can do no wrong to me on...
beckersted's ghost.
  08/01/16
Rach needs to create a flair or something for op
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  10/12/17
My new favorite poaster!
Odor of the Queef
  09/05/16
Good luck with the bar ding.
Julius Caesar's Mattress
  08/01/16
Lol, big firms dont do that. They would risk bad publicity/...
EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!!
  08/01/16
A firm might if the dude committed malpractice (e.g., missed...
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  08/01/16
He's a low level big lawyer. He doesn't have that kind of r...
Tasty Taste
  08/01/16
This is so completely wrong that you're either complete flam...
Thanks Mario! But our partner is in another castle
  08/01/16
Depends on the violations, but I've seen it happen twice whe...
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  08/01/16
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healthy plants
  08/01/16
Lol, who gives a fuck? The Bar won't.
disco fries
  08/01/16
Mix of liability and PR. Firing an unethical associate and ...
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  08/01/16
Why am I unethical? Because I took a vacation? LOL!
disco fries
  08/01/16
I didn't say you did anything wrong, just saying that the no...
;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;
  08/01/16
right, it would open the firm up to liability. Dude must hav...
Donald Trump proudly presenting his signed pardon
  08/01/16
The assumption here is some type of unethical/fraudulent beh...
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Talmud Studies
  08/01/16
haha, this is actually believable. A lot of big firms give ...
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  08/01/16
more detail about the meeting please. I would love to better...
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  08/01/16
It's hard to explain. The two partners I regularly work for ...
disco fries
  08/01/16
18000000000000000000
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...
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DESCRIBE the yelling
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  08/01/16
"they started asking about where the fuck I was. Then t...
Lawrence Yun
  08/01/16
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Talmud Studies
  08/01/16
I said, look, I was in Europe. I needed some time off. I nee...
disco fries
  08/01/16
180.
Talmud Studies
  08/01/16
Jumped the shark but well played!
longwangpoontang
  08/01/16
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askav
  08/01/16
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Lawrence Yun
  08/01/16
180 were you paid the whole time you were away?
Retired 6/18/17
  08/01/16
I was paid the entire time. And will get another 3 months.
disco fries
  08/01/16
I really really want this to be true. help me suspend disbel...
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  08/01/16
Apparently they voted at the July meeting, it was lucky as f...
disco fries
  08/01/16
MY HERO
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your first cigarette of the morning
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scholarship
  08/01/16
180 brother. What's next?
istanbul street cat's pinch of cat gakk
  08/01/16
i thought you had wife and kids?
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Patriots elected Trump, Randy
  08/01/16
I do. My wife was actually supportive of a vacation. Haven't...
disco fries
  08/01/16
Did the kids ask where's dad? "Oh don't worry honey, h...
longwangpoontang
  08/01/16
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Corporate Warrior
  08/01/16
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'C++
  08/01/16
come on man i am really rooting for u but this sounds flame....
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  08/01/16
My wife was with me for 6 weeks. It was a family vacation. I...
disco fries
  08/01/16
Lol so you left out the most crucial piece...good luck expla...
nutella
  08/01/16
lol. I think this is flame but don't even care.
,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  08/01/16
There's no way they paid him to take a 2 month of vacation a...
Julius Caesar's Mattress
  08/01/16
I never turned in that form. LOL. Like most BIGLAWLYERS I am...
disco fries
  08/01/16
this is hilarious but they would have went to your home afte...
Kid Rock
  08/01/16
That's some real Office Space shit man. Congrats! Any fo...
Fairly Honest Retard, as I understand it
  08/01/16
You deserve a medal
boomerboat
  08/01/16
This is an urban legend repoast ... has to be ...
my dog admires MEGATHOR more than I do
  08/01/16
180
Chaebong Hung
  08/01/16
this is like Office Space but 50 times better
CharlesXII's In-House Gynecologist
  08/01/16
And just as fictitious
Metal Up Your Ass
  08/01/16
office space was 500x more realistic
shortquotemo
  09/05/16
No way Peter gibbons caught that fish or can fillet it like ...
LetsGetOutofThisTown
  10/12/17
Lmao.
Corporate Warrior
  08/01/16
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alzabo
  08/01/16
I love this post because disco has been subtly Europe thread...
Corporate Warrior
  08/01/16
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chilmata
  08/01/16
Yes, I always assumed disco fries already got laid off/quit ...
Dr. Thunder
  08/01/16
It's flame because they don't have a meeting where multiple ...
nutella
  08/01/16
Yep.
imanxoxoposter
  08/01/16
waiting until he returned, rather than fire him in absentia,...
Talmud Studies
  08/01/16
even if true u sound mad
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I'm not mad. I'm anti biglaw if anything and think people sh...
nutella
  08/01/16
lol
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  08/01/16
says the poster who created alts to promote herself.
'""'''""'
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  08/01/16
100% false. no dog in this fight.
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  08/01/16
*professional expert on biglaw partners' typical standards o...
Benevolent Screed
  08/01/16
this isnt true at all, they always have at least two partner...
killa cam
  08/01/16
no they don't.
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  08/01/16
yes they do. it's very tricky for them. if you have a legit ...
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killa cam
  08/01/16
yes, they do. ive been in biglaw for a while, and know a lot...
killa cam
  08/01/16
how'd you get a new gig after being fired?
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  08/01/16
headhunter
killa cam
  08/01/16
doesnt make sense that HR wasn't in the room and/or give him...
Kid Rock
  08/01/16
...
retarded nigger
  08/01/16
nah, if bro had a legit mental illness (and this could inclu...
.....,////..........
  08/01/16
i am not saying record but HR would either be present- maybe...
Kid Rock
  08/01/16
none of this really seems like flame. the story may be flame...
killa cam
  08/01/16
LOL at thinking no one would notice after a week. Sure a wee...
Kid Rock
  08/01/16
Don't be so damn jealous, man. Just let the man be.
Stephen 'The Great' Miller
  08/02/16
what do you think their reaction would have been if you had ...
Sotomayor McCheese
  08/01/16
Lol, option 2 is funny to me because back when I was sick, I...
disco fries
  08/01/16
tb isnt in on
JFC
  08/01/16
flllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamee!!!!!!!!
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  08/01/16
either way i don't care, bc i like discofries and he reminds...
Dr. Thunder
  08/01/16
Call me flame all you want. I'm done with giving a shit abou...
disco fries
  08/01/16
180, how will your clients ever recover?
Adorable Penguin Costume
  08/01/16
I love that the lawyer version of a fantasy (which is all th...
slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland
  08/01/16
This isn't a fantasy, it's freedom.
disco fries
  08/01/16
They may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDO...
disco fries
  08/01/16
our manhood? yeah well they took that first
longwangpoontang
  08/02/16
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Benevolent Screed
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Lawrence Yun
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The Meanest Bannon
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Dr. Cool
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d( . )n't run nigga i see y( . )u
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disco fries
  08/01/16
lol @ this flame. you wouldn't keep getting paid for two mo...
retarded nigger
  08/01/16
nope, i know two biglaw guys who skated even longer than thi...
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The Meanest Bannon
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Kid Rock
  08/01/16
is biglaw really that bad
:D
  08/01/16
you're so lucky you'll never know
Adorable Penguin Costume
  09/05/16
(guy hallucinating on wild nordic blueberries)
JFC
  08/01/16
Nordic blueberries are 180. They are smaller than the ones y...
disco fries
  08/01/16
won't try to inject my own experience or throw hackneyed cor...
@therealpeternorth
  08/01/16
I've been on a bender. Finally home from the bar. LJL at the...
disco fries
  08/02/16
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Stephen 'The Great' Miller
  08/02/16
180!! Could be flame but I've seen a guy at my firm do the s...
"""'"'''
  08/02/16
painfully obvious flame whats wrong wtihy ou faggots
shortquotemo
  09/05/16
he admitted it was flame in another thread...bro is still in...
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boner police
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disco fries
  10/12/17
Thanks to Rach's hard work we get to relive awesome threads ...
Fairly Honest Retard, as I understand it
  10/12/17


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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:40 PM
Author: disco fries

This morning I waltzed in, Starbucks cup in hand. My card worked, and I was like "alright."

I got some stares, for sure, but got to my desk without having to explain a word. I had a full voicemail box. I had 1,937 unread emails.

I start perusing the emails until I started to find the "Where are you" subject lines and went chronologically from there. My secretary was startled to see me. She said everyone was pissed. At 10:55, they told me I had a meeting for 13:30.

There was a lot of yelling. Especially after I told them that I needed a break so I went to Europe for the summer. I think they were jelly as fuark. Anyways, I was escorted out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082267)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: JFC

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085555)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: RCP90

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082281)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Before the Law (R)

180. What next?

Also, lol. When you get fired from biglaw they give you 30k. That's half my salary for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082285)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: (\/)*w*(\/)

really worried u were going to be op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085000)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: (retired) (retired) (retired) (retired) (retired) (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wife?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082287)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: ;::;:;;'';:::'.,:...:::;

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082292)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: askav

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082300)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

180.

probably the only deserved one left on the bort. if rach closed it now. he should only leave this screencapped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082306)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: askav

what is the backstory to this btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082311)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: disco fries

I've posted all along about my struggles and such. But basically, I was broken. Emotionally, physically, and spiritually lost. Everyday, every hour, every spare moment I had one controlling thought - killself.

I got a flight to Copenhagen, and from there to Riga. I told my secretary I was going to be out for a few days.

I spent the last two months in Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Sweden, Norway, and Denmark. I did a lot of healing. A lot of healing.

The whole time I didn't check in once. I left my phone in my dresser turned off. I just disappeared like Don Draper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082348)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: askav

omg, that's amazing dude

write about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082358)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:


You are my hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082475)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: ;::;:;;'';:::'.,:...:::;

well done. I presume no wife and kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082497)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: The Meanest Bannon

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31086436)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: @therealpeternorth (i choose violence)

won't try to inject my own experience or throw hackneyed cornball shit around, but i know what it feels like to be depressed and mentally broken and lost and completely terrified, and i'm glad you've turned a corner and started feeling better.

i wasn't really aware of your saga til this thread (though i generally recognize your moniker) and i don't know much about law apart from this board but straight ghosting a biglaw firm for 3 months has to be one of the most epic things ever in your profession.

sorry for double post put this below but probably more appropriate here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31086471)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

1--please don't be flame.

2--we're you smirking the whole time? did you wear a suit as if things were possibly going to be fine? did you, at any point, give a fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082313)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: disco fries

Yeah I wore a suit and my favorite Hermes tie. I tied it three times this morning just to make sure it was right.

I was smirking. I am laughing all the way to the bank. Fuck law firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082364)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:19 PM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

you cried freedom.

you basically can do no wrong to me on this bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083088)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

Rach needs to create a flair or something for op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#34424116)



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Date: September 5th, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Odor of the Queef

My new favorite poaster!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31343997)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Julius Caesar's Mattress

Good luck with the bar ding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082315)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: EXPLOSIVE diarrhea!!!! ( )

Lol, big firms dont do that. They would risk bad publicity/maybe malpractice insurance premium hikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082381)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

A firm might if the dude committed malpractice (e.g., missed client bar dates that nobody else picked up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082395)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Tasty Taste

He's a low level big lawyer. He doesn't have that kind of responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082713)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Thanks Mario! But our partner is in another castle ( )

This is so completely wrong that you're either complete flame or have never stepped into a biglaw office. They would *never* publicly accuse an associate of malpractice, because that calls into question the firm's hiring and/or supervision. They would much, much rather pay the associate to go away and refund the client however much it takes to make them happy (or at least not angry). The only exceptions are things like the Mayer Brown/GM thing, where the screw-up was so public that there was no way to hide it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083039)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:57 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

Depends on the violations, but I've seen it happen twice where a firm had to report on one of their own fired associates. The risk in not reporting is that the individual gets hired somewhere else and does the same thing. Then the firm could be on the hook for failing to notify the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083407)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: healthy plants



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085101)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: disco fries

Lol, who gives a fuck? The Bar won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085132)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:33 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

Mix of liability and PR. Firing an unethical associate and reporting him isn't good for PR, but failing to report the guy and then having him screw somebody else over is much worse for PR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085158)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:35 PM
Author: disco fries

Why am I unethical? Because I took a vacation? LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085175)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

I didn't say you did anything wrong, just saying that the notion that a firm wouldn't report a fired associate to the bar for unethical conduct is misguided. It's a cost benefit analysis at that point, but I've seen several cases where the firm decided it was better off reporting.

This would mainly apply to people senior enough to have some management responsibilities over their own docket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085205)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Donald Trump proudly presenting his signed pardon

right, it would open the firm up to liability. Dude must have never practiced law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31084996)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:35 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

The assumption here is some type of unethical/fraudulent behavior that can't be swept under the rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085176)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Talmud Studies (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082687)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

haha, this is actually believable. A lot of big firms give 3 months sev. even for incredibly egregious behavior. Still can't believe I got the 3 months sev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082336)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: .....................:......:::.......;...........


more detail about the meeting please. I would love to better imagine these nasally jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082361)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: disco fries

It's hard to explain. The two partners I regularly work for were there. So we're two of the executive committee. I came in, smiling and grinning and said, "hey, (Bill) good to see you, it's been awhile!" And slapped him on the back and extended my hand. He shook it, but there was no smiling back.

We all sat down and the exec committee partner opened a file and began reading. He said that the firm had already voted on terminating me for unexplained absence, that the decision was done, and that I was no longer employed with the firm.

After that was done, they started asking about where the fuck I was. Then the yelling started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082437)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: .....................:......:::.......;...........


18000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082466)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082485)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: ;::;:;;'';:::'.,:...:::;

DESCRIBE the yelling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082501)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Lawrence Yun

"they started asking about where the fuck I was. Then the yelling started."

Uh yeah, i think detail everyone is looking for how did it from you telling them about Latvia to yelling. Hard to see some nebbish kike yell. So what happened in between? What set them off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082535)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: Talmud Studies (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082694)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: disco fries

I said, look, I was in Europe. I needed some time off. I needed some time to clear my head. I needed sometime to cure what's been wrong in my life.

Then Mort said "what about our clients? They needed your attention too. The world doesn't revolve around you."

Then I said, "I don't make a million dollars a year to give shitbags blowjobs, so I don't give a fuck about your clients."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082724)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Talmud Studies (*)

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082731)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

Jumped the shark but well played!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082837)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: askav



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083790)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Lawrence Yun



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085702)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Retired 6/18/17 (Hayden van Persie tp)

180

were you paid the whole time you were away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082427)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: disco fries

I was paid the entire time. And will get another 3 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082440)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


I really really want this to be true. help me suspend disbelief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082482)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: disco fries

Apparently they voted at the July meeting, it was lucky as fuck that I showed up today, because presumably this week or next I would have been cut off entirely. It was a fortuitous show up and collect 3 months reverence situation. I capitalized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082489)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: ;::;:;;'';:::'.,:...:::;

MY HERO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082502)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: your first cigarette of the morning



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082463)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082484)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: istanbul street cat's pinch of cat gakk

180 brother. What's next?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082511)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: .,...,,..,,.,.,.,...

i thought you had wife and kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082550)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Patriots elected Trump, Randy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082632)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: disco fries

I do. My wife was actually supportive of a vacation. Haven't told her about the layoff yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082698)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

Did the kids ask where's dad?

"Oh don't worry honey, he's just banging Latvian hookers for a few months because he couldn't handle working thousands of hours for nebbish beta sociopaths"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082717)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: Corporate Warrior



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082727)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: 'C++



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082872)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: .,...,,..,,.,.,.,...

come on man i am really rooting for u but this sounds flame. 2 months in summer all alone and ur wife is OK with it?

but anyway great story and good luck. remember your suicide threading so good to know u got the joy for life back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082720)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: disco fries

My wife was with me for 6 weeks. It was a family vacation. I didn't tell her about not having leave from my jerb though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082737)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: nutella

Lol so you left out the most crucial piece...good luck explaining this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082818)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


lol. I think this is flame but don't even care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082833)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: Julius Caesar's Mattress

There's no way they paid him to take a 2 month of vacation and then gave him standard severance.

With no explanation, obviously they would have called the emergency contact (presumably his wife) and asked about where he was.

None of this sounds believable, but I wish it were true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083510)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: disco fries

I never turned in that form. LOL. Like most BIGLAWLYERS I am lazy. And like most HR departments, my firm didn't give a fuck. LOL. My original emergency contact was probably also my mom who doesn't answer the phone anymore out of fear of telemarketers. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083648)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:49 PM
Author: Kid Rock

this is hilarious but they would have went to your home after 2 days of no responses or called the police. At a minimum when i was at a BIGLAW firm and was a 1-3 year the partners didn't notice me being in or out but other associates / sr. associates / jr non-equity would have noticed after a week. A fellow sr. associate would have tried to raise your nonapperance after a week to throw you under the rug.

they would have thought something happened to you/you died and called the police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085300)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Fairly Honest Retard, as I understand it

That's some real Office Space shit man. Congrats!

Any former co-workers tell you you're awesome or that they're jealous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082561)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: boomerboat

You deserve a medal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082564)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: my dog admires MEGATHOR more than I do (the most Soul on Earth since James Brown passed)

This is an urban legend repoast ... has to be ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082566)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Chaebong Hung

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082574)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: CharlesXII's In-House Gynecologist

this is like Office Space but 50 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082595)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:23 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

And just as fictitious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083116)



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Date: September 5th, 2016 10:49 PM
Author: shortquotemo

office space was 500x more realistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31343906)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: LetsGetOutofThisTown

No way Peter gibbons caught that fish or can fillet it like he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#34424171)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Corporate Warrior

Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082611)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: alzabo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082619)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Corporate Warrior

I love this post because disco has been subtly Europe threading all summer long and then recently popped up in NYC again and now. 180 masterful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082622)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: chilmata (Reigning xo ROY and SOY)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082773)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Dr. Thunder (Dr. Thunder)

Yes, I always assumed disco fries already got laid off/quit before his euro vacation. not feeling too inclined to change that opinion, although the entire scenario is likely flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082845)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:59 PM
Author: nutella

It's flame because they don't have a meeting where multiple partners show up to fire a random associate. They couldnt care less and wouldnt waste their time. but some people like to pretend that they matter in biglaw enough and craft flame about partners yelling at them for disappearing for 2 months. He would've been replaced a long time ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082911)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:06 PM
Author: imanxoxoposter

Yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082975)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Talmud Studies (*)

waiting until he returned, rather than fire him in absentia, makes some sense.

having more than 2 people present seems flamey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082998)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: ;.;.;,;,;.;.;.,;,,,,.;.;.;...;..;.;;;....;.,;,;.;.


even if true u sound mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083005)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083034)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:17 PM
Author: nutella

I'm not mad. I'm anti biglaw if anything and think people should leave. But I'm loling at flame of xoxo posters thinking it's possible for any associate to get this sort of attention and yelling because they disappeared for 2 months. And I actually know a biglaw associate who went to India for 6 weeks, didn't tell her bosses, and kept all her shit in her office because she gave up her lease and she didn't want to rent a storage space. Biglaw doesn't give a fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083072)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:58 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083422)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:09 PM
Author: '""'''""'


says the poster who created alts to promote herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083016)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083035)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: .....,////.......... (brother Slashmo)

100% false. no dog in this fight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083772)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Benevolent Screed

*professional expert on biglaw partners' typical standards of conduct*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31084589)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: killa cam

this isnt true at all, they always have at least two partners there to fire you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085190)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: ;;;;;;...;;;;;..;;

no they don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085215)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: .....,////.......... (brother Slashmo)

yes they do. it's very tricky for them. if you have a legit reason like a mental illness, they want to be able to gauge whether you're lying, whether you're going to be an asshole and claim unlawful termination, all sorts of shit. this could be flame but this part isn't where it jumped the shark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085477)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: killa cam



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085665)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: killa cam

yes, they do. ive been in biglaw for a while, and know a lot of people who have been fired. hell, ive gotten the treatment myself from one place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085663)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.


how'd you get a new gig after being fired?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085706)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: killa cam

headhunter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085732)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Kid Rock

doesnt make sense that HR wasn't in the room and/or give him the standard COBRA documents and other stuff. HR would have recorded the convo so you didn't sue them esp if you said "mental health issue"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085308)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: retarded nigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085318)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: .....,////.......... (brother Slashmo)

nah, if bro had a legit mental illness (and this could include more common addictions), then there would be issues with him walking into a room where they're like, hey we're recording this. having two partners do this type of prelim talk is not uncommon, might even be SOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085494)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Kid Rock

i am not saying record but HR would either be present- maybe the reason for two partners - but usually HR sends someone in there to ensure OP doesnt claim discrimination. They would just write it down. Also flame that they didn't make him sign a RELEASE for severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085515)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: killa cam

none of this really seems like flame. the story may be flame but it doesnt sound outlandish to me and the way he describes getting fired is extremely plausible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085682)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Kid Rock

LOL at thinking no one would notice after a week. Sure a week they chalk it up to maybe vacation/emergency. After a week people would get worried and call the police if they didn't have an emergency contact and his phone was off. I worked in BIGLAW and people are not that cold/distant - assuming the worse a fellow associate would bring it up to a partner to throw him under the bus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085723)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 6:17 AM
Author: Stephen 'The Great' Miller

Don't be so damn jealous, man. Just let the man be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31087731)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese

what do you think their reaction would have been if you had spun an improbable story to explain your disappearance, like "i was supposed to fly to [arab country] for the weekend to handle X, but got thrown in jail without a hearing for 2 months because i had prescription medication with me that was illegal there"

or

head injury followed by fugue state -- "i can't remember the last two months, but i woke up saturday in thunder bay, ontario, in a hotel room registered to guy lefaggotte"

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082666)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: disco fries

Lol, option 2 is funny to me because back when I was sick, I actually just said fuck it and drove all the way to Missisugua to take in the sights. There are no sights in suburban Toronto though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: JFC

tb isnt in on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085604)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: .........,,;,;,;,,,............,,;,;;,.;.


flllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamee!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31082781)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Dr. Thunder (Dr. Thunder)

either way i don't care, bc i like discofries and he reminds me of an old friend from law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083052)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: disco fries

Call me flame all you want. I'm done with giving a shit about what lawyers think about me. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083441)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: Adorable Penguin Costume

180, how will your clients ever recover?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083679)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:53 PM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland (sarc)

I love that the lawyer version of a fantasy (which is all this thread is) is a 2 month vacation followed by a layoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31083841)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: disco fries

This isn't a fantasy, it's freedom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31084110)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: disco fries

They may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31084346)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

our manhood? yeah well they took that first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31089832)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: ....,,,,,,,,,....,..,.,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31084620)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Benevolent Screed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085478)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: 404 poster not found (ohnoes)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085619)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Lawrence Yun



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085710)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: The Meanest Bannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31086485)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Dr. Cool



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31086499)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: d( . )n't run nigga i see y( . )u



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31086522)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: disco fries



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31084964)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: retarded nigger

lol @ this flame. you wouldn't keep getting paid for two months. they'd pay you for your accumulated sick days and then cut you off they wouldn't even pay you your vacation days since your leave was unannounced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085305)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: .....,////.......... (brother Slashmo)

nope, i know two biglaw guys who skated even longer than this. there's also no "accumulated sick days" for lawyers at most biglaw firms, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085503)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085545)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: The Meanest Bannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31086490)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Kid Rock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085455)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: :D (5000 mcg B12/wk, 150 mcg iodine/day, 250 mg algal DHA-EPA/day)

is biglaw really that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085523)



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Date: September 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: Adorable Penguin Costume

you're so lucky you'll never know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31343959)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: JFC

(guy hallucinating on wild nordic blueberries)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085615)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: disco fries

Nordic blueberries are 180. They are smaller than the ones you get in the store but way, way tastier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31085651)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: @therealpeternorth (i choose violence)

won't try to inject my own experience or throw hackneyed cornball shit around, but i know what it feels like to be depressed and mentally broken and lost and completely terrified, and i'm glad you've turned a corner and started feeling better.

i wasn't really aware of your saga til this thread (though i generally recognize your moniker) and i don't know much about law apart from this board but straight ghosting a biglaw firm for 3 months has to be one of the most epic things ever in your profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31086463)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 4:30 AM
Author: disco fries

I've been on a bender. Finally home from the bar. LJL at the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31087688)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 6:18 AM
Author: Stephen 'The Great' Miller



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31087732)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 6:49 AM
Author: """'"'''


180!! Could be flame but I've seen a guy at my firm do the same thing. Left and just didn't tell anyone. Took a week for them to notice, 2 before they called emergency contacts and as far as I know it wasn't until week 6 that they actually fired the guy. He never came back, just left one day and that's the last anyone saw him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31087770)



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Date: September 5th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: shortquotemo

painfully obvious flame whats wrong wtihy ou faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31343895)



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Date: September 5th, 2016 11:05 PM
Author: ....,,,,,,,,,....,..,.,..,


he admitted it was flame in another thread...bro is still in biglaw ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31344032)



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Date: September 5th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: "'""'"''""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31344081)



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Date: September 6th, 2016 2:13 AM
Author: boner police



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#31344922)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: disco fries



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#34424038)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 10:10 AM
Author: Fairly Honest Retard, as I understand it

Thanks to Rach's hard work we get to relive awesome threads like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3308736&forum_id=2#34424055)